The greatest penguin you'll ever meet. He has the BEST floof atop his head. He has the smoothest (and smallest) golden toes, and loves shredded cheese with A PASSION. I'm pretty sure he has a shredded cheese religion to be honest. He also has 2 brothers. And yes, it IS just water weight. DO NOT put Band-Aids or commit him to hyperspace. That's how he got his stitches :(
by Full Fledged Trash November 17, 2020
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A threesome involving three guys, one lays on the ground facing up (the Jarred Varin) while the other two place their dicks in his mouth and drag him across the carpet using only their cocks, until the "Jarred Varin" drowns in semen.
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