Jarred

a man who tells his girl the most romantic and wonderful things and misses his girlfriend.

also a man who feels that he never has to answer his girlfriend when she comes home to visit him

typically creates emotional rollercoasters that distract his girlfriend from her work

girl 1: did u talk to that jarred today?

girl 2: i sent him a text but that jarred never responded!

by roselaura January 14, 2010

jarrod kelly

jarrod kelly defiantly isn't the sharpest tool in the shed but he is defiantly the right guy to go to for a good time. his extremely large penis and his sexual manner makes it all worth while. dont be alarmed buy his uncontrollable blinking

guy: how tf dose jarrod kelly get all the chicks?!?!? i mean he hardly passed second grade. fml
girl: cause his dick is bigger then 12 inch. soznotsoz xxx

by Styles 917 July 20, 2016

jarrin

jarrin means annoyin

well say someone is doing summit that you find annoying instead of saying oh your well annoying you just say ure jarrin

by steveo holden September 8, 2005

Jarrett

1) To turn an otherwise routine activity into a complete and utter debacle;2) to destroy or lose an expensive item, often in an extremely hilarious manner; 3) to graciously put ones self in a precarious situation for the sake of his friends' amusement.

1) Wow, you really Jarrett'd that boom box.

2) Man, that blackberry is so old you might as well Jarrett it.

3) What do you mean it was hand sanitizer?! Can't we just do this without Jarretting it all up.

by Your loving canoe buddies August 18, 2011

jarrison

A typical white boy which is basically a white boy who wears shorts, button ups, and vans. He's blonde, tall, and good looking. Flirtatious, yet faithful. When he loves, he loves long and hard. He may be clumsy and trip every 0.5 seconds, but he is very elegant when talking to women. He is definitely a ladies' man. (;

Wow, he's surrounded by girls and getting their numbers. He must be Jarrison!

by Bobserfer June 8, 2016

Jarrett

An overall great guy whos really cute and clumsy, can be awkward at times but this adds to their charm. Very talented musically and artistically and can be the most caring friends. If you have a Jarrett as a boyfriend never let him go because he will treat you like youre the only girl in the world. Theyre very loyal and can keep youre deepest secrets.

Oh theres Jarrett, aren't yall dating?

Yeah, he calls me bumblebee

Awe how sweet!

by Pudle duc December 18, 2018

Jarrett

Someone with high sugar problems preferably diabetes. When it comes to sports he can be a real asswipe and can be really annoying. He likes girls name Sophia Hawkins who picks her nose and have a face full of acne.

Jarrett has a backpack full of sugary snacks.

by jb2000007 October 23, 2019