iPhone Tard

What iPhone owners turn into when they try to type on their iPhone.

Text from iPhone owner - "Anything could ducking happen next week."

Reply from non-tard - "That's right iPhone tard...ducking right!"

by Dr. Carlos Jones March 31, 2009

iPhone 5

think of the iPhone 4S as a white guys penis. now think of the iPhone 5 as a black guys penis. that's the iPhone 5 for you, just bigger than the last...

White Guy #1:hey man look at my iPhone 4S

White Guy #2: not bad, but didn't you get the new iPhone 5?

White Guy #1: Not yet, but that thing is supposed to be bigger than this one.

Black Guy: it sure is. it's as big as my dick... SUCK IT!

by Sitbackandlaugh October 27, 2012

iPhone

Pretty much the coolest portable gadget ever made. It has only one button and everything else is operated by the touch screen. It's an ipod, a phone, and an internet browser. It can also be a remote control, computer mouse, electric razor, mouse trap, a taser, deodorant, hand grenade, a condom, wipes your ass, and gives you eternal life.

John: Yo, Mike, we're going to a nightclub to get some action. You bring the condoms?

Mike: No, I have my iPhone

by ramunematt December 29, 2008

iphone drunk

When one reaches the state of black out drunk and they lose their mobile device (usually an iphone.) This usually happens while on the transit back home.

Me: "Hey man did you get home ok last night? You weren't looking so good after those two bottles of whiskey we polished off."

Elliott: "Fuck man I don't remember anything, and I lost my iphone...again! I'm such a dumb ass, that's two times in the last month!"

Me: "Yeah you definitely got iphone drunk last night, that's for sure!"

by pobcat June 25, 2012

iPhone butt

iPhone butt: When you see a girl who you think has a decent butt until you realize she has an phone in her back pocket.

Person 1: Hey man look at that girl she got a donk.

Person 2: Naw man that iPhone butt. See that phone in her pocket?

Person 1: Man that's whack.

by johnthedoe June 11, 2012

iPhoney

pretending your iPod touch is an iPhone to look cool, by either using apps to make it look like an iPhone or just holding it your head like one.

person A:"hey when did ben get an iPhone?"
person B: "he didn't, he is holding his iPod touch up to his ear"
person A: "what an iPhoney..."

by nate-dawg-dizzle November 29, 2009

iPhone 3G

The New Apple iPhone That Steve Jobs, Released June 9, 2008 Witch Has Twice As Fast Speeds Than A Standard iPhone Due To 3G Networking And Is Cheaper Starting At $199 For A 8GB (200)
And $299 For A 16 GB ($300)
You Can Now Choose Between A White Backing And A Black Backing For The Product
This Product On July 11th Will Be Released To 72 Country's Including Canada , China , Japan , Mexico , Australia And Lots More,
+ Including GPS So It Will Know Exactly Where You Are Not Just By The Closest Cell Phone Towers And Wi-Fi Hotspots
But By Satellites
And Also At WWDC Jobs Announced Mobile Me So All Your Contact,Calendar,etc Data Will Be Automatically Synced To Your Mac
If You Have .Mac You Will Get A Automatic Upgrade To This Service
But For Those Who Don't Already Can Get A 60 Day Trial

Guy 1, I Went To Apples WWDC It Kicked Ass! I Am Totally Gonna Get A iPhone 3G On July 11th

Guy 2, Im Not Im Fine With My LG

Guy 1, Ur SOOOO Last Year

Guy 2, Shut up you fanboy the only reason you are getting a iPhone 3G is because steve jobs brainwashed you into buying it

Guy 1, STFU

by HTM June 13, 2008