internetpreneur

a person who tries to make a fortune on the internet

John registered 50 domain names hoping to sell them for a fortune...he's such a internetpreneur

by frisco stories October 18, 2008

Internet Flirter

A teenage girl who always leaves flirty status/picture/general comments on guys' myspace, facebooks, etc. using flirtatious language, which actually turns out to sound really stupid

Picture comment of hot guy examples:

yerrcute(:
omggs hella cute:)
yewww shoulddd text meee sometime(;
dammnn boy, you is hella handsomeee
your cute (:
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Profile comments on MySpace:

heyy(: I'm Britneyyyyy whats yourname:)?
heyyycutie:) sup?
yoursupercuteXD whats up?(:

etc. etc. etc.

An extremely overly used picture comment often used on hot emo myspace whores:

your cute(:

you will see about 50 on any hot myspace whore's image comments. Anyone who uses these excessively is considered an internet flirter.

by Anna! =) November 26, 2009

Internet Celebrity Entrepreneurs

Recently, the new term "Social Media Celebrity" or "Internet Personality" become famous among teenagers in the United States. Internet Celebrity Entrepreneurs, also known as Social Media Business Influencers have been voted to be one of the highest-earning careers, which gives you fame, status, popularity, maximal opportunity, high-earning potential, and influence. There are thousands of entrepreneurs, who are working as internet celebrities with the help of social media apps and websites like TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, and Facebook. Followers and fans of these business influencers reach hundreds of thousands with some in the millions.

Wikipedia listed over 200 web celebs with a dozen being famous entrepreneurs, however the true list is way more than 200 people and likely in the tens of thousands and spans throughout multiple industries. Some famous entrepreneurs and business influencers include Gary Vaynerchuk, Jake Paul, Lewis Howes, Patrick Bet-David, Jay Shetty, Tai Lopez, Grant Cardone, Josh King Madrid (JetSet), Andrew Tate, Dan Bilzerian (The King of Instagram), Tony Robbins, Branden Condy, Russell Brunson, Graham Stephan, Logan Paul, Alex Hormozi, Alex Becker, Iman Gadzhi, Sebastian Ghiorghiu, Dan Lok, Tristan Tate, Sebastian Ghiorghiu, TheBlondeJon and Jordan Welch.

A new show that released in December 2022 stars a cast full of America's Top Internet Celebrity Entrepreneurs AKA American Social Media Business Influencers. The TV show delves into the minds of some of the world's richest and most influential internet celebrity entrepreneurs who have built online empires, inspired the masses and live a luxurious life that most people can only dream of. The full "Kings Of The Internet" TV Show includes: Gary Vaynerchuk, Jake Paul, Lewis Howes, Patrick Bet-David, Logan Paul, Alex Hormozi, Iman Gadzhi, Sebastian Ghiorghiu, Jay Shetty, Tai Lopez, Grant Cardone, JetSetFly, Andrew Tate , Dan Bilzerian, Dan Lok, Tristan Tate, Tony Robbins and Branden Condy.

by DigitalMarketing February 12, 2023

surfing the internet

What you're doing instead of what you should be doing right now.

While surfing the internet, i found this funny cat picture, it's a shame it's not helping my math homework due tomorrow.

Also: literally what you are doing at this very moment

by Falcon_lover March 23, 2016

internet inches

The term for the amount of exageration when posting the size of your penis using the english measurement system.

Guy1: How long is your penis?
Guy2: 7 inches...
Guy1: So that's like 8 and a half adding internet inches.

by Limon_ August 1, 2006

Too Fat For the Internet

When someone is so fat, they cannot even fit into clothes bought off the internet.

I went to buy this shirt online for my fiancee Justin, but he turned out to be too fat for the internet.

by John Joepseudonym January 16, 2008

Abraham Lincoln's Internet Wisdom

Shortly after the rise of the blogosphere Abraham Lincoln hosted a dinner party at his Cabin Estate and birthplace in Hodgenville, Kentucky.

After this dinner Abraham Lincoln read from his unpublished memoir: A Humble Man's Advice For Life in the Information Age. By the fireside he read many portions, but the section that most impressed his guests was this one, simple sentence:

"The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot confirm their validity."

For the sake of brevity many simply use the acronym ALIW when referring to this tidbit of wisdom.

Luke: Did you read what Justin Bieber said in that TMZ article?
Steve: Yeah, but I'm going with Abraham Lincoln's Internet Wisdom on this one.

by Kleeck July 8, 2011