Tactical Insertion

Tactical Insertion is the act of inserting one's penis into a woman's anus instead of the vagina when cumming as to avoid the likelihood of having a child.

Bro..... Last night was real close, she kept squeezing so hard and I almost came inside her. Good thing I laid down the Tactical Insertion in time.

by Faggotmichael6969gayway October 13, 2018

[Insert your name here]

oh boy, here we go again
insert your name here is such a hot piece of live wonderfullness, if you see him/her, then you must keep them forever in your child dungeon where he/she will spend the rest of his/her life, imprisoned by you while you gush over them on fucking urban dictionary what the fuck

insert your name here is hot lol i want to fuck 'em

by Fowlcer May 19, 2021

Insertical

An object that you use that doesn’t insert your body or item but still does the job

I went to go toilet at a friends house. I needed to fart but knew I couldn’t as they was in the next room.
I used a piece of tissue to cover the bumwhole and stop the fart from coming out whilst peeing.
In this case the tissue was the insertical object.

Working like a butt plug but with out the inserting.

by Insertical101 October 8, 2021

Pulling a (insert Rpg main characters name here)

The act of going to someone's house, picking up any object you see, presenting it in some fashion(wether through a small dance or holding it in the air) and hiding it on your person.

I was arrested for Pulling a (insert Rpg main characters name here) at my neighbors house.

by RobinMan November 5, 2010

blind insertion airway device

A medical device used to establish and maintain a patient’s airway when traditional methods are difficult or impossible.

I thought that a blind insertion airway device helps blind people breathe.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

The Disk Insert

The Disk Insert is a sexual practice in which the female flattens the mans penis into a disk-like shape. After this he insterts the disk into her vagina.

Hellen: Hey harry can we do something new?
Harry: Like what?
Hellen: The Disk Inserter..
Harry: Oh boy

by TurboUndies May 19, 2021

insertate

The bbc method for the term insertation

"he worked very hard on aligning the mirrors in his spectroscopic equipment so he could insertate his sample... But it didn't work and he got no data"

by mamaOmama June 9, 2009