A follower of the Nazarene incarnation of the Mosaic deity Yahweh, variously referred to as Jesus, Yeshua, Christ.
See also Yahwehpocrite.
See also Yahwehpocrite.
Wow, you Hypochristians attend abortion rallies to defend fetuses but you think that it was ok for Yahweh to order the slaughter of Amalekite babies! I don't get it!
by GreatBigBore February 22, 2010
Get the Hypochristian mug.A hypocrite is someone who is critical of a certain practice when they themselves are engaging in the very same practice.
Anyone who supports illegal immigration in Arizona yet maintains locks on the doors of their homes and businesses to keep people from just walking in and taking anything they may need to make a better life for themselves or their families is a hypocrite.
by Markwonder May 14, 2010
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Nick Clegg is a classic example of a hypocrite.
I just voted on increasing tuition fees by 300%, but it's still our policy to abolish tuition fees
I just voted on increasing tuition fees by 300%, but it's still our policy to abolish tuition fees
by umyk1 December 14, 2010
Get the Hypocrite mug.A person who claims to be something that he or she is not. A contradictory person. A two-faced person.
Most Christians are hypocrites.
by AYB February 27, 2003
Get the hypocrite mug.Someone who says they would never do say or feel something and then they do it anyway, sometimes not even knowing it at the time.
Someone who sets rules or guidelines for themselves, but can never live up to it.
Someone who says they hate when other people do something, but they do it anyway.
Someone who sets rules or guidelines for themselves, but can never live up to it.
Someone who says they hate when other people do something, but they do it anyway.
bob: i hate when people write really long myspace pages!!its a waste of space.
steve: Yeah me too dude. Oh wait, ive seen yours and it IS pretty long..
bob: oh cmon. so what. i mean its not THAT long..is it? ..only 12 paragraphs...
steve: your such a hypocrite.
steve: Yeah me too dude. Oh wait, ive seen yours and it IS pretty long..
bob: oh cmon. so what. i mean its not THAT long..is it? ..only 12 paragraphs...
steve: your such a hypocrite.
by Hmmm. ? July 27, 2009
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This often Occurs when Discussing Homosexuals
This often Occurs when Discussing Homosexuals
by Atheist(topix) January 21, 2010
Get the Hypochristian mug.Example 1 (THIS IS HONEST TO GOD TRUE): Kyle: OMG, you used a rocket to kill me (in Halo), They are so fucking cheap, only n00bs use them, noob.
-5 minutes later-
Kyle: FUCK YEAH, I just won by getting a killing spree with my rocket launcher, you guys suck horribly, you guys should try being more like me, you know, someone with skills!"
Everyone else: Go to hell you hypocrite named Kyle!
Example 2 (STILL HONEST TO GOD): Kyle: OMG in Halo 3, you can use the Brute Hammer, it's the best weapon ever, it even replaces the sword! AND NOW I HAVE IT! Yeah, you guys should get one too!
-5 minutes later-
Kyle: Oh, Stefan, you have the brute hammer? I have the sword, It's so much fucking better than the hammer. Try getting a sword, you'll like it better.
Can you see where this is going? AND THE WORST PART IS THAT THEY DON'T SHUT UP!!!
-5 minutes later-
Kyle: FUCK YEAH, I just won by getting a killing spree with my rocket launcher, you guys suck horribly, you guys should try being more like me, you know, someone with skills!"
Everyone else: Go to hell you hypocrite named Kyle!
Example 2 (STILL HONEST TO GOD): Kyle: OMG in Halo 3, you can use the Brute Hammer, it's the best weapon ever, it even replaces the sword! AND NOW I HAVE IT! Yeah, you guys should get one too!
-5 minutes later-
Kyle: Oh, Stefan, you have the brute hammer? I have the sword, It's so much fucking better than the hammer. Try getting a sword, you'll like it better.
Can you see where this is going? AND THE WORST PART IS THAT THEY DON'T SHUT UP!!!
by flavoredclover November 27, 2007
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