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herndon

When you join a fantasy football league, fail to make the playoffs, refuse to pay the entry fee, ignore and block emails from the league commissioner, and hang up on the commissioner when they call to collect the fee.
Man, I suck at fantasy football, but it's okay because I'll just pull a herndon when I lose.
by widdle_baby_joey February 3, 2021
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Herniated Clitoris

She had to start using her mouth because she has a herniated clitoris
by ChinaCat SF January 14, 2022
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Hernicus

Hey Han, looks like you have a Hernicus lil bitch.
by Don550 January 28, 2022
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Pocket Hernia

Noun - An opening caused by wear (or on purpose when one's jeans are too tight in the thigh area) which allows the pocket and its contents to flop out through the opening. Technically, it's a hernia of the jeans, not the pocket.
Boy1 to Boy2: With that many keys in your pocket, it's no wonder that your jeans have a pocket hernia.
by Klondike708 September 1, 2012
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Davin Hernandez

He is super hot, smart, talented, and sometimes quiet. He is a dream boyfriend to have, he is very sweet and likes to talk to you, he will never ever leave your side.
Davin Hernandez is a very sweet and talented guy.
by JordanLuvv12 September 27, 2018
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Unexpected Hernandez

An overwhelming and unexpected urge to poop.
I was in church when suddenly I had to take an unexpected hernandez.
by Marmalade Humphries March 10, 2020
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Jacob Hernandez

Jacob Moises Hernandez is name for those of very high intellect. While he may seem shy at first he really and I mean really shows his weird side. Some say he’s the funniest, smartest and most Mexican guy ever. While those statements may be true he can also come off as a dickhead. He’s can turn most shitty situations into a happy one but at the same time he can also ruin friendships in an instant because of the simple fact that he really don’t give a shit sometimes.
Guy 1: Wow! Did you hear what Jacob Hernandez did!?
Guy 2: Are you talking about how he got a 1600 on the SAT or how he told Brad to fuck off in front of everyone yesterday?
by yacob_mh May 21, 2020
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