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Old New Hampshire Logging Trail

Simple: butt sex in the woods during the day. Only butt sex, nothing else.
I brought Amanda down the Old New Hampshire Logging Trail and she had trouble walking back.
by S.E.McD February 17, 2009
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New Hampshire

A highly underrated state. New Hampshire takes pride in how much everyone either ignores it, or stereotypes it and lives up the immortal hype of being one of the most beautiful states in the country. It's also one of the least diverse states, but that shouldn't discourage anyone from living here.

New Hampshire residents are probably some of the most friendly people that you'll meet in New England. We're also much nicer than the majority of the people from Mass and we also don't drive like complete assholes. (Oops, that must be my NH snobbery speaking. My bad, folks!) And contrary to what most people think, there are things to do in this state. If you don't like shopping in southern New Hampshire, you can always travel up north to Mount Washington and attempt to hike it.

If that doesn't satisfy you, our beaches might. Thousands flock to the seacoast during the summer time until early fall. And if you're still not satisfied, our seasons will whet your appetite for anything aesthetically pleasing. New Hampshire also has some of the best colleges and schools in the country and it doesn't tax its citizens on virtually everything.

The only downside is its lack of extensive innovation and opportunities. New Hampshire likes to believe that it still lives in the 90's, which isn't necessarily a horrible thing either.
I'm leaving New Hampshire in the spring of 2013. I'm going to miss this place!
by robdlovesmeshush November 15, 2012
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harpsisquish

The act of squishing someone with a harpsichord.
Person) "What kind of lame word is harpsisquish anyway?"
Harpsichord) I KEEEEL YOUUU
Person) OH MY GO-*harpsisquished*
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hops

To be able to jump high, is very agile veritically. Most commonly used in basketball.
Man, does he have hops!!! Did you see how high he got up to dunk that ball.
by Rob c May 31, 2004
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Haps

abbrieviation of happening, best usedin a rhyming sentence as shown below
by fidogg April 16, 2004
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New Hampshire Smore

Alright, so first, you take a massive shit in a girls mouth. Then, she gets on her knees and gives you head with it still in her mouth. After you bust in her mouth, she spits the jizz covered turd into YOUR mouth, followed by you spitting it into her vag, and then you fuck her,
Guy: Eyy yo bitch, you want a New Hampshire Smore?
Girl: Go fuck yourself.
by noahsimontonsabitch February 25, 2011
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New Hampshire

The best state to live in. People are down to earth, normal, and know how to drink beer. With a 45 min drive to boston and Manch Vegas one can never get bored of this senic state. Go to the beach, moutains, and the city all in one day. Add in some fall and some wicked nice summers and you couldnt ask for anything more.
State Moto: Drink beers and fish, Live free or die
by Bri Guy June 9, 2005
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