Milwaukee Mud Flap

When you produce a turd half way out of your anus, also known as the turtle head. Then you smear it on someone's face.

This slooter was giving me dome when I busted out the Milwaukee mud flap.

by S.E.McD February 18, 2009

Old New Hampshire Logging Trail

Simple: butt sex in the woods during the day. Only butt sex, nothing else.

I brought Amanda down the Old New Hampshire Logging Trail and she had trouble walking back.

by S.E.McD February 18, 2009