Definitions by S.E.McD

Milwaukee Mud Flap 

When you produce a turd half way out of your anus, also known as the turtle head. Then you smear it on someone's face.

This slooter was giving me dome when I busted out the Milwaukee mud flap.

Milwaukee Mud Flap by S.E.McD February 17, 2009

Old New Hampshire Logging Trail 

Simple: butt sex in the woods during the day. Only butt sex, nothing else.

I brought Amanda down the Old New Hampshire Logging Trail and she had trouble walking back.

Old New Hampshire Logging Trail by S.E.McD February 17, 2009