Hammer Dicks

1. A game that is played by 2 or more legends by placing your hammer in your tool belt simulating a penis while throwing a roll of blue tape or other circular object in an effort to land it on your opponents hammer. Similar to ring toss, but way more intense by adding alcohol and "spicy" cigarettes of your choice and only choosing deserving and qualified opponents.

2. A group of highly skilled carpenters

1. Bro, check out those hammer dicks, those guys really know how to lay pipe.

2. Aww man, we can't finish the job because we are so basic, I wish a couple of hammer dicks were around to show us how to do it right!

3. Muzzle your bitch, hammer dicks are on there way!

by BellalovesWagner November 19, 2020

hammerandfail

(This person used to be @holyreusedjokeonawebtoon) This person is so amazing,funny,kind and one of the BIGGEST Matt simps i've ever seem. (I still love them tho B) ) They make me so happy :)

hammerandfail is so funny!

by Eddsworldisamazinglel June 19, 2021

Butt Hammered

The act of being extremely intoxicated, far worse than butt trashed. An entirely new dimension of drunk. Enough said.

Sarah, you were butt hammered last night.

by WindowLicker9000 February 4, 2010

Asshole Hammered

(adj.) Heavily inebriated to the point of belligerence. This can include becoming so intoxicated that one’s own asshole becomes a vessel of involuntary bowel movement.

Hey guys lets go over to bobbys place and get asshole hammered

by Howie16 December 16, 2010

dindle hammer

This is the act of sticking one or more fingers into a girls vagina along with your dick.

Dude i gave that bitch a dindle hammer last night, she loved it!

by Evan7887 December 16, 2011

Mexican Halter Top

(f.) The act of one tucking their breasts into their pants rather than wearing a shirt ( or bra) for concealment (i.e. "south of the border"). Gender opposite to the "Canadian Belt Buckle".

In Nederland: Duitse halter bovenkant (German Halter top)
In Deutschland: Italienische Halfter-Spitze (Italian halter top)

Buelah was a special woman! One with a little stretch in both her spandex and her flap jacks. She made her fortune as the designer and spokesmodel for the Mexican halter top. ¡En tiendas hoy, arriba! La cumbre de cabestro mejicana.

by Mr. Jabbers February 5, 2012

dong hammer

A word for a rather larg dick.

She gazed at my Dong Hammer befor putting it in her mouth.

Man put your Dong hammer away befor you put an eye out.

I wish I had a nice Dong Hammer

by air-ric March 12, 2014