Guyland

Career aimlessness and beer and porn culture

1. a trend of “guy” culture that is marked by the inability to have healthy relationships with women, murky career goals, and the desire not to grow up.

2. young men that are trapped between adolescence and adulthood (Guyland).

by Mentch October 18, 2008

Guyar

1. any item of food, beverage, or other item presently in one's mouth that prevents one from speaking correctly, etc.

2. a spontaneaus post-coital expression of delight; wah-wa-we-waa, guyar good!

3. a 30 year old lawyer employed by Byron Crave, LLP: "oh, you need an associate willing to work all night? Guyar good."

4. any athletic endeavor: guyar good.

5. short for 'it was': guyar good.

So, after my run I was like "guyar good" but now I am depressed because I just got a phone call saying, "Guyar, I am going to need you to work for the next 56 hours straight," and since I was eating an apple, I'll I could say was "guyar."

by LynnTraverse December 12, 2008

Guynacologist

A guy who has no bitch thus making him hang out with and study the behavior of his friends

Kyle didn't ever get any so he became a Guynacologist.

by OhKevinG June 5, 2009

guyiary

a male diary.

That boy is totally queer, I hear he keeps a guyiary.

by endlesstirade July 28, 2009

guyarrhea

Cross between "guy" and "diarrhea".

Similar to broseph, duderonomy, bromeo and others.

"Hey guyarrhea, what's going on tonight?"

by Biggie Smalls' Jock Strap August 23, 2009

Guyathlon

An "event" which includes many dudes, and only one participant of the opposite sex-usually your friend's mom.

"Hey Ricky, I heard your mom came in first place in the guyathlon yesterday. High five."

Or:

"We had a guyathlon on your mother, thank you."

by les wals October 28, 2009

Guytabase

A database of names and contact details of men for an outgoing lady (or gentleman) who wishes to have company for a specific or random outing even on a short notice when the closest friends let down.

Can be categorised by function, i.e. Movie Goers, Badminton Players, FuBus etc. for easy browsing and to have a higher success rate to get something arranged based on today's personal preferences.

Highly detailed guytabase holders may also mark down a contact's activities in other life to determine whether he may be available on a short notice.

Damn, my best friend, once again, pulled out to go see a film with me this evening. I may have to go through my guytabase to see if anyone's interested to go.

by Getmegazebo November 18, 2009