Tiktok Shop Guru

An annoying individual who promotes products on TikTok Shop they pretend to own or care about for commission.

They will tell often have terribly annoying acting and say things like "Somebody from Monster is getting fired! Cause you can get 4 packs of white Monster for ONLY 50 VITENAMISE DONG and shipping is only sixteen times the price of the item!"

Son: "Dad, I'm going to start committing war crimes and felonies daily"

Dad: "No worries son, as long as you don't become a TikTok Shop Guru"

by Vantik74 September 9, 2024

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guru sri

She is the cutest girl who loves her family very much studies well and look gorgeous then every one . a little princess

And she is "Guru sri"

by anonymous November 24, 2021

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bidness guru

a person who is in reality super lazy and does nothing productive in life but acts like the busiest person in the world grinding it out to make it and putting other hard working people down at the same time

mr. eisenberg is the original bidness guru making $50 billion a year

by dustinmc September 21, 2025

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NPD Gurus

Which reminds me, have you ever seen those narcissistic personality disorder gurus on the internet who teach people about narcissists? They're an odd bunch that's for sure...

Hym "Yeah, the NPD Gurus never seem like normal, well adjusted people. And I'm a psychopath so I have a pretty good sense of these things. They're often (seemingly) cold and dispassionate people. A lot of them have some kind of psychology background but they (at the very least) seem to show some of the more subtle traits of NPD. I imagine that psychology would be an attractive field of study for a narcissist. Just look at Dr. Jeepjorp. Or even Dr. Sam Vaknin (who is, himself, someone with narcissistic personality disorder). And it could be that (in the spirit of Simon Baron-Cohen's work) that these NPD Gurus are victims of narcissistic abuse and have, therefore, gone through the process of empathy erosion that is associated with narcissistic abuse. Either way, they are fascinating to watch. Most of them remind my of Dr. Vaknin himself. Which would make sense because, according to Dr. Jeepjorp Peepeestones, narcissism is a temperamental configuration and is the result of being low in agreeableness and conscientiousness and high in extroversion and, thus, would support the conclusion that they (The NPD Gurus) at the very least show like a someone with NPD. And this isn't intended to derogate them. They seem like the types that would make great cult leaders. And we all know how much I love cults."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2022

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