This term is used to describe when one is having unlubricated sexual intercourse with their grandmother, but the hard penis is too sturdy for the grandmother’s saggy and dry vagina to handle, thus ripping the walls off of the vagina like paper and the blood pools and fills up the vagina, imitating the water in the Panama Canal.
Person #1: Hey bud, how was your grandmother yesterday?
Person #2: Not too good, I created a Grandama Canal and she had to go the the gynecologist.
Person #2: Not too good, I created a Grandama Canal and she had to go the the gynecologist.
by theguyinwalmart January 7, 2018
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When an old man with a very long grey beard braids his beard into braids and proceeds to shove the braided beard into a woman's asshole, leaves it in there for a few hours, and pulls it out, leaving his beard brown rather than grey.
Gandalf: my grey beard makes me look old
Frodo: go Gandalf's hair dye it
Gandalf: thankyou Frodo, can you help me unbraid it when I'm finished
Frodo: go Gandalf's hair dye it
Gandalf: thankyou Frodo, can you help me unbraid it when I'm finished
by VirgilVanDijk4 May 4, 2020
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George: Here comes Guadaloupe
Mason: What’s a Guadaloupe?
George: It means the most annoying person or the best person
Mason: Definetly the most hatable he’s so annoying
Mason: What’s a Guadaloupe?
George: It means the most annoying person or the best person
Mason: Definetly the most hatable he’s so annoying
by ThatOneUglyH0e November 25, 2020
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Get the Guadalupana mug.In reference to a males scrotum, which has been detaining sperm only to be released during a female partners ovulation for the purposes of reproduction.
“We are trying to have a baby and tonight we are going to free the little guys from Guantanaball Bay!”
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