Gruchie

a Gruchie is something you can sell on a street corner with a mattress on ya back. It's a non-cudgy, dusty, crusty, fishy, pigeon pinching, fish drowning, disappoinTING COWARD.

Stephanie: oh my gosh Carol has such a fishy Gruchie i can smell it from here ewwwww
Jennifer: shes been sellin' her Gruchie at Walmart to buy clothes at good will so that's probs why its so crusty, she looks dryer than the Sahara desert. Gorl needs some MOISTURISER. thank you for coming to my ted talk

by BIGPETE101 March 16, 2019

Goucho

Goucho is a scheme originated in carntyne and the top man in Ryan mckenna aka bugs bunny he’s know to lurk in yur back garden especially near growing carrots the only way to stop him is throwing a spoonful of blue wkd and by doing that he’ll get so mwi that he just goes into a deep coma (eljai Calder lol)

U heard a that goucho warrior bro?

Aye bro that wee bugs bunny’s pure causing havoc doon in carntyne

by The dentist April 13, 2022

Geouch

noun. Gee-owch

Any rock that sneaks its way into your shoe or boot. A rock that you discover right under your sleeping bag while you’re camping .

I need to get the geouch out of my boot.

I have a geouch under my sleeping bag.

by Rakis June 15, 2023

Raw meat Gouche

The feeling you get after a long day of walking when your gouche becomes enflamed and red.

Jesus! I have the worst case of raw meat Gouche after walking around Epcot for 12 hours.

by Red Gouche March 8, 2011

grouphug

the best website

url : www.grouphug.us

by alison May 3, 2004

grouchy turtle

Name given to a fully erect penis which shrinks to almost nothing after a particularly sickening or hurtful event during lovemaking.

So, I was banging away, when my dick came out on the downstroke and hit her pudenda on the upstroke. The grouchy turtle would not let me get any more that night.

-OR-

She queefed while I was eatin' her. My proud peacock became a grouchy turtle after that mess.

by Larry_the_K October 28, 2006

goucheronie

This only works on males. It's when a stick with a hooked or a curved end (eg. a hockey stick) is put between an un-suspecting victims legs, from behind and is pulled by hard. crushing there balls. Causing extreme pain when done properly.

Pronounced- GOUCHE-ER-RONIE

Wow ! did u see jack get a goucheronie !

by hamghetti... September 29, 2006