Definitions by Larry_the_K

grouchy turtle 

Name given to a fully erect penis which shrinks to almost nothing after a particularly sickening or hurtful event during lovemaking.

So, I was banging away, when my dick came out on the downstroke and hit her pudenda on the upstroke. The grouchy turtle would not let me get any more that night.

-OR-

She queefed while I was eatin' her. My proud peacock became a grouchy turtle after that mess.

grouchy turtle by Larry_the_K October 28, 2006

gork 

Slang from the early 1960s: a person who flatulates in a tub of water, then pierces the resultant gas bubbles with his or her nose.

Johnny likes to gork while waiting for the tub water to get hot again.

gork by Larry_the_K January 2, 2006