gripe

To suffer from intestinal discomfort. Also known as gutrot or gut rot. Can be treated with plenty of water and replacement salts to ensure no dehydration occurs from the common side effect - the shits.

The term is most commonly used in the North West of England around Manchester and Lancashire. Predominantly by the older generation who are less likely to use the more common vulgar terms in use by modern society.

"Christ - I've got the gripe!!"

"I can tell am gonna be shitting through the eye of a needle later - I've got the gripe."

by Doug B October 17, 2006

Grimp

It is a Super charged Simp. The word is a combination of Simp, Gimp and Grinch.

A Grimp ruins everything they see and touch and in bad cases can permanently seal a womens vagina.

God damn, Greg has prestiged from simp now. I'd say he's probably a Grimp now.

Greg you nonce stop being such a Grimp.

by BigNonceacus March 2, 2020

for a grip

For a long time. See grip.

We've been waiting for a grip.

by Fangsta March 19, 2003

Death Grip Syndrome

A condition in which frequent masturbation by hand desensitizes the nerves in the cock, thus lessening the pleasure of jerking off.

The best cure for Death Grip Syndrome is a Fleshlight!

by The Jizz Wiz March 13, 2010

Gorilla grip

When the monkey is so tight when you try to pull out you can feel it sucking your dick Back in like a plunger

Bro she got dat gorilla grip

by Miao tai chi July 4, 2020

pistol grippin'

a verb that means: packing and using a gun (aka packing heat!).

I already got enough on my mind to be stressin'
And now I can't even watch the news? It's depressing...
Them dudes lost their lives overseas pistol grippin'...

by rich rick August 6, 2009

Kung Fu Grip

When a women has the ability to make a man orgasm in a few seconds.

by JON M. S. May 29, 2003