gorting

When you're "cooking" very hard; putting in a lot of effort.

Gurt: Damn bro, you're gorting!

by the gorter October 26, 2025

gooping

The act of gooning whilst pooping.

Jackson was gooping a couple hours ago, that's why he had to end the call.

by gruguru January 8, 2026

coordinated groping

A TSA practice whereby a female agent facilitated a fellow male agent's groping of male passengers' genitalia.

The TSA agents' coordinated groping efforts earned them joblessness.

by uncoordinatedgroping April 14, 2015

costco gorging

A costco gorge is when you go to Costco to by your shit and everywhere you turn there are hoards of cheap ass motherfuckers blocking your way to get free samples of cheese dip and pizza nuggets.

Tasha went to Costco to buy her veggies and tampons. It took her so long because every aisle was over run with old people and turban wearing Indians Costco gorging. She almost got trampled by three old ladies.

by Miltythecheese May 31, 2017

Brain Gooping

When you have so much shit on your brain that you dump the dumpster fire into another website so you can have the clarity to be more mad at your issues than normal

“So I made this shitty pun and it was staying in my head and distracting me from my anger, so I did a good old Brain Gooping and now I’m better.”

by Handof October 16, 2018

Ethan Goring

My gorgeous baby boy ♥

Ethan Goring is the best thing that has ever happened to me, I love him with every inch of my heart ♥

by gingeypumpkin_ July 13, 2021

Data Groping

Taking personal data from someone that likes you and then using that information maliciously (not always but often)

Guy 1: I just leaked this losers face! Im so good at Data Groping!
Guy 2: Hey, stop. Thats kinda fucked up bro

by okbutimgod December 7, 2021