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An idiot who think urban dictionary is a valid site
gonkempirebckup Thinks invalid sources are true
by Djsksk April 25, 2021
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gonker

noun; a really old, unwashed genital (singular)
adjective; an extremely Poo person that you literally cannot describe with any other word, more often than not this person is the type to say "what's the damage" to their cashier who has to laugh because if they don't it would be extremely awkward, when in reality they want to sock their face <3
noun; "please dad this is the 7th time can you please get your gonker out of my face god"
adjective; "girl that's literally so gonker how about i remove your individual toenails instead"
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gonkified

when you lost your arms and everything else remains plus you're still alive
you will have been gonkified after the torture process
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Gonkschmeagled

I'm so gonkschmeagled that Reese did that.
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Gonked

Gonked; The formal way to combined the words “gone” and “fucked”. Typically associated with drug use and-or a response to humor.

Singer-songwriter “Jack Montreal” used this unique word as a way to shorten the use of syllables in his song.

Instead of saying “I’m gone and fucked”, he shortened the use of syllables by saying; “I’m gonked as fuck” to give an even more detailed explanation for how intoxicated he was.
Formal use: “I can’t make it to your party because I am too gonked to drive.”

Informal use: “I’m gonked as fuck”

Interrogative use: “How gonked are you right now?”
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Gonkenstonken

The gonkenstonken flew overhead.
by RedshiftVelocities April 10, 2024
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Gonketa

Gonketa (noun):
The small ball inside a spray can that helps mix the colours when the can is shaken. The term is derived from the onomatopoeic representation of the sound produced by the ball as it moves inside the can.
Man spraying the can but it's clogged, friend says "Yo! you need to gonketa it up!"
by NegativeScratch April 23, 2024
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