goink

a random long hair that grows in a place where hair doesn't normally grow.

Dude, the goink on my eyelid came back...

Gross.

by lovepie October 4, 2009

Goink

A name used to discribe a small, cute thing, animal, child, etc.

After looking at the striped tiger kitten, the girl exclaimed, "What a cute, little goink!"

by It is me April 17, 2003

Dippit Gonk

Adj. Scots. A normally intelligent person who has momentarily decided to become an imbecile.

What's that. You put diesel in? The car runs on petrol, ya dippit gonk!

by imshi July 13, 2009

gonked

Fuck you, Mang, you'll never get my information!!!!

lol gonked motherfucker got gonked

by Tion The One September 3, 2004

gonk

A wannabe emo. Tries so hard to fill the emo stereotype. My Chemical Romance t-shirts/hoodies are common. And as they say that 'real' emos dont admit it when asked, if you call them a gonk they will deny it.

And also.... biggest posers you will ever encounter!

''Omg! Look how gonkish they are! Total posers!''

by meandmybrightideas September 17, 2006

Gonk

Another name for a buttplug. Can also be used as a pejorative term for someone who does or continues to do stupid things.

I yanked the gonk out of her and her shit spewed all over my new satin sheets. She's such a gonk.

by fannymcslap February 15, 2012

Gonk

A grumpy dog with a severe underbite and a sense of sarcasm.

My neighbor's gonk just peed on my dog's kong.

by valhollah April 16, 2006