goink

a complete wab
for example
Amelia Beggs is such a goink

Amelia Beggs is such a goink

by bigjantyuvf1690 August 16, 2017

goink

Derived from the witnessing of actions of the severly mentally handicapped. Word is often accompanied with both arms in motion, hands clasped with only the index fingers extended, right arm pointed upward and left arm pointed to center of body. Meaning is: that is dumb or they, you or I am dumb.

As a Verb: He goinks at the driver for not taking his turn at the stop sign.

As a Noun: Lewis is such a freaking Goink.

As an Interjection: That was stupid, GOINK!

I should know, I made up the word goink. All other definitions are not as applicable, GOINK!

by Somebody that knows Blake April 29, 2007

goink

The part of your finger above your knuckles, and below your first joint. It's about an inch long.

"Do you have hair on your goink?"
"Can I suck on your goink?"

by allana September 22, 2008

goink

The onomatopoeia for being poked in the eye

"Oh crap, that stick just goinked me in the eye!"

"Come here so i can goink you in the eye with my finger"

by GrolschMan February 17, 2010

goink

a random long hair that grows in a place where hair doesn't normally grow.

Dude, the goink on my eyelid came back...

Gross.

by lovepie October 4, 2009

goink

a sound a nut makes *you know what i mean*when it hits the floor or ground

hey penis man just went goink

by goinkers July 16, 2007

goinked

The expeditious action of rolling an unknowing subject with no clemency.

Damo: Ya know Bazza got staunched last night at the tav?
Darren: Poor Bazza got goinked on a Thursday.

by Lil PineOCleen November 8, 2019