god

A possibly real possibly fake existince it was created by man trying to explain things like weather, the sun, and a bunch of other things. There are many different gods for many different religions. Most likely man created god and they will belive in anything for closer .

Guy 1: god is real god is great
Guy 2: god is fake just like how 2pok hiding in Cuba is fake.

by Sorry for being a dick July 5, 2016

god

One Who is with you from your birth to death

Your mom was there when you were born will she be alive till your death.. The only one who is with you from your birth to death is GOD

by iTriX July 4, 2006

god

to me, god is a giant cheeseburger...and i must dance around cheeseburgers and then eat them to appease my god.
i can do this cuz it's my right to

"oh my god, this cheeseburger is great!"

by ian g. June 29, 2004

god

An allmighty figure sometimes known as Allah, Yahweh, Jahweh, Jehovah, Indra, etc. Largely credited with the creation of the universe. God is largely known as a nice guy despite the fact that more people have been killed in his name than anyone else's.

Hitler killed a bunch of jews for god

by PANTHERS May 13, 2005

god

1.creator or the humans(inculding Hitler,Bin Laden,the Pope and his biggest failure BRITNEY SPEARS!)
2.hypocrite
3.the only evil who walks invisible(as quoted by John Milton himself)
4.mostly recognized as a killer...Im talkin hear about zillions!
5.main character in the fiction work called The Bible
6.gay son
7.passionated hater of homosexuals
8.gay son(...just to piss him off)
9.divine POPSTAR
10....and beloved by all!

Humanitys imaginary friend and foe...GOD!

by nadrad April 6, 2010

god

Samuel L Jackson is God, not Satan

God is one bad mutha fucka, he must be Samuel L Jackson

by "Bad Mutha Fucka" -Samuel L Jackson September 5, 2004

god

a term used primarily by Black Americans to refer to an older male inhabitant of a ghetto neighbourhood who is held in high esteem by younger males within the neighbourhood. He is almost always an individual who has attained a degree of self-sufficiency and who maintains little involvement in illegal activities. The term itself is short for 'a god who walks among men' and is often used by members of the Nation of Islam

you got a problem, see Marcus. he's a God around here...

by maks August 25, 2006