girthling

a man with a girthy penis

girl 1: The Legend is hung like a beer can.
girl 2: He is a real Girthling.

by TheRealLegend December 27, 2011

Gilthy

When an elderly person (presumably a grandparent) does something particularly filthy or savage.

Did you see that guy at the old folks' home just grab the nurse's ass when she bent down to put his shoes on? That's a gilthy move right there.

by Sensei Chang September 12, 2017

Girthrine

a female named Katherine or Catherine with an over sized clit.

Girthrine has a dick sized Clit.

by Myke Long October 4, 2017

girth grinder

A scabby or calloused set of male / female genitalia or pubic area. The hardened and crustaceous state of the genitalia causes it to grind on their partner's reciprocal pubic area thus causing a grinding sensation.

"Jenny, why are you walking funny?"
"I'm chaffed from Reginald's girth grinder..."
OR
"Reginald, why do you scream when you pee lately?"
"Jenny's girth grinder ripped my tip off..."

by Ham Pony February 24, 2018

Girth-Quake

When a mans flatulence moves forward instead of back or straight out the cheeks and causes his genitals to vibrate

"Man this leather seat just made me have a girth-quake"

by LolaBunnyyy August 21, 2018

Girthquake

A phenomenon that occurs when an obese person experiences an epileptic seizure.

Shawndrae had a magnitude 6.9 girthquake at the club last night, killing three people and injuring seven others.

by Archmageous November 12, 2018

Garthy

A demon capable of mass destruction

Garthy will consume all

by Doctor Yeet March 29, 2019