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Girth-Quake

When a mans flatulence moves forward instead of back or straight out the cheeks and causes his genitals to vibrate

"Man this leather seat just made me have a girth-quake"

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(Smash-quatch) A slang term designated to refer to a large/fat girl who is known for whorish acts

Man did you see the smashquatch he brought home last night?

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