dragon-forcing

When guitarists force unnecessary technical riffs in their playing to propel their guitar wankery to new levels. Employed religiously by the band Dragonforce, whose guitar-masturbation prowess is unrivaled. Often also attempted by jack-offs at Guitar Center who sit and play the same sweeps all day long, hoping to somehow be "discovered" in their unrelenting daily solo-debuts.

"That doochebag has been over there dragon-forcing his lame-ass riffs on that Marshall half-stack for about half an hour now."

by dead_on_arrival1123 October 28, 2008

Forkinator

A person who attacks a person or object with at least 1 fork.

Phil : "wtf faggot stop stabbing me with a fork"
Bob : "Owned!"
Phil : "fuck you forkinator"

by TheForkinator December 23, 2008

florking

The act of listening to My Chemical Romance whilst speeding down a road

Inspiring by the trailer on YouTube for their new album "Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys" and the CAPTCHAs that appear in the comment box after you've posted too many comments. "Florking" was the word in the CAPTCHA box for the video and certain members of the MCRmy have given it this definition.

I would've gone into work today but I was busy florking on I-95 to "Na Na Na"!

by rockrgrl4ever15 September 25, 2010

firkins

nine gallon cask. A barrel is a thirty six gallon cask, although that term has gained curreny for any size of comercial beer cask or keg.

can i have two firkins of bass this week please (brewery-ha! would be nice!)

by toymi69 May 30, 2008

fookin

All you can eat Chinese buffet in Belfast. "It's only a fookin' fiver!"

Richard: "Oh, lets have some lunch".
Ciara: "OK... where?"
Richard: "I know - Fookin".
Ciara: "Great - let's go!"
Vicki: "I like ducks."

by Peanutter January 29, 2008

fonkin

to be mad,irritated or upset.

Man, I cant go out tonight my mom is fonkin cause I came home late yesterday.

by anonymous April 22, 2004

forking

sticking forks into someone's yard - usually forms words or pictures
-yard grafitti
can be used to laugh at a friend or to piss off an enemy

"We were bored last night, so we forked my ex-boyfriend"

by s9xss23h86q5 August 15, 2004