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Moon Floss

Slang for Toilet Paper. The toilet paper flosses your anus, thus the term Moon Floss.
Mom, I ran out of Moon Floss, can you get me some more toilet paper?
by Toolwerkz October 3, 2009
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nature's dental floss

I went down on a chick with a 70s retro muff and got a mouthful of nature's dental floss.
by I am Achmed September 25, 2008
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Butt floss

also called a thong or type of string stuck between your buttcheeks to impress people with your "buns."
wife: Oh honey, check out my new Butt floss i just got at victorias secret!
husband: wow it really highlights your tight buns.
by Carabella May January 27, 2009
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flossbagger

flossbagger (n) one who's curly head of hair indicates a scrotum maned in a mesh of fine pubic hair resembling a women's outer labia. Indicates femininity.

to flossbag (v) to act like a woman and not like a man.
Man, Joey's a real flossbagger. I bet he's not wearing the pants in that relationship.

He's not coming to Boston tonight. He's staying home, flossbagging.
by The Gravy April 16, 2009
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Flossy Rabbit

One of the three main characters from writer Matthew Reynolds' critically acclaimed fable Queer Rabbit, a 21st century tale about the ordinary lives of three gay hares romping and prancing about the prairies of modern-day America.
A smart-talking social butterfly with downey, flaxen fur, Flossy Rabbit tended bar and lived under the pseudonym Justin.

Flossy Rabbit kicked up his paws with delight when the leprechaun handed him Mariah Carey concert tickets and a bag o' lively sparkles to take with him.
by Matt*ee January 16, 2010
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flossy gouderjaan

A flossy is uaslly very big in size, if they were to start running they would not be able to stop they would be like a freight train and anything in there way would be sucked inside of its rolls, they are very fond of twelve year olds by the name of Declan
Did you hear about the flossy gouderjaan that happened in Iraq, yeah it destroyed a whole town, everything got sucked into its fat rolls
by D.O.4.H September 1, 2016
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yoga floss

Outfits and accessories that typically adorn trophy wives and cougars at the yoga studio. Often paired with spray tans, 2 carat rocks and SUVs.
As she stepped out of her Cayenne, I saw that her turquoise and brown SIGG water bottle that matched her SIGG water bottle completed her yoga floss.
by McBuddha September 25, 2009
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