Cat Flap

A bisexual person. One who ''swings both ways''.

Did you hear about John taking a bloke home the other night?

Yes, I know he's always been a bit of a cat flap.

by tropical October 17, 2007

flarpy blunderguff

Sex involving paint AND food. And no. you're NOT eating painted food.

When couple-few-many people having consensual sex acts involving food and paint is known as flarpy blunderguff. And again, NO one is eating painted food while having sex.

Getting naked, getting covered in paint, add some food and sex and everyone's happy!

by HappyLilClam January 17, 2014

crap flap

The small slivers of flesh surounding
a back door/shitter

wow, that girls got one large set of crap flaps

by sQuick June 25, 2003

fuck flap

The mysterious loose appendage of skin on the female's vaginee.

'Holly's fuck flap gave me a rash during intercourse last night. She enrages me. Holly is a dick slap.'

by G-man From Mish September 4, 2008

farplay

Sending multiple text messages for the purpose of building sexual excitement in the recipient to prepare her for verbal phone sex-- sexting as foreplay.

When I'm on a business trip, my girl needs about twenty minutes of farplay before I can call her and ask what she's wearing.

by mightygreens September 25, 2010

flip the flap

(Noun) When you're motorboating your girl downstairs, so her flaps are all flappin everywhere, and she's about to climax so you flip her over and then rail her doggystyle to finish up the job.

Frat guy 1: "Bro did you hook up with that chick last night or what?"

Frat guy 2: "Dude... I pulled a flip the flap and she was orgasming for like ten minutes."

by ASUdude5 September 15, 2010

Flap Slap

When a girl playing Call of Duty, Halo, or any other game, engages in the act of "Flap Slapping." It is the equivalent to a male "Tea Bagging."

Guy: Dude I killed this chick and then tea bagged her ass!

*Guy dies*

Guy: WTF?! She just Flap Slapped me in the face!

by Ashhhhhleeeeey September 4, 2010