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Flapjacking

That girls ass was so round and fat that I was flapjacking that shit all night long!!
by jjstl April 27, 2010
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flappity

"Flappity" is a very versatile word. It can denote a negative or a positive mood or state. In the positive context, "flappity" involves excitement, extreme joy, and an uncanny desire to let everyone around you know of your elation.

In the negative context, "flappity" involves anxiety, conflicts, over-exaggerated anger, and an uncanny desire to let everyone around you know of your unhappiness and/or grumpiness. It is also often used to describe a person who is part of or the cause of a to-do.

Alternately, "flappity" can be used to describe a person who is literally flapping one's arms about or who is using a "flappity" sort of object, such as a flag.

Verbal use of the word "flappity" often involves jazz hands, although this is of course optional. The motion is very helpful in explaining the definition of "flappity" to another person.

Also known as "getting one's panties in a twist." Other forms of the word include "flappiness," "flappiest," and "flap."
Jason is without a doubt the flappiest person I've ever met in my life. By far. He's getting flappity right now, actually. More flappity by the minute.

Kristen and Jennifer got so flappity with each other last night!

Did you see all the flappity emails about the deadlines that weren't met? I've never seen so much flap at work in my life!

Sally's mom found her vibrator. Much flappiness ensued.

Flag day is one of the flappiest days of the year.
by Rachel Moore and Jason Flynt January 10, 2009
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flappit

It was huge but it was a flappit. I couldn't sell it to the restuarant so I ate it myself.
by Rutters October 18, 2003
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flampanct

The state of being so high out of your mind you make up words and sentences do not make sense any longer.
Guys, guys...guys. I am FLAMPANCT!
by aman2626 February 22, 2009
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Flaphat

flaphat (flăp´hăt) n. A derogatory name used defensively by a used car salesman when confronted with the fact that he or she is not actually an attorney, despite being able to sell ice to an eskimo.
Flaphat!

You little flaphat, I eat guys like you up all day in court.
by Clenden February 19, 2010
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Flapping your parrot

Female with her hand in her pants, mindlessly touching herself in a non-sexual way... like a female Al Bundy.
Girl, stop flapping your parrot, take your hand out of your pants, turn off Jersey Shore, get your ass off the couch, and let's GO!
by TheJMM April 8, 2011
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Flapjack Fap

using maple syrup, honey or melted butter spread it on the pancake, then wrap it around your dick, and violently masturbate
"Hey babe, what did you do before."
"i flapjack fapped with maple syrup."
"ohh yum, then your dick is my favourite flavour."
by AGREATNESS December 24, 2012
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