filing

To rub the length of one's penis along the outside of the vagina to stimulate the clitoris.

Dude in the middle of having sex with my girl I pulled my penis out and started filing her, she loved it.

by Filer March 1, 2016

front facing phineas

the saviour we all need.

Person 1, and intellectual: FRONT FACING PHINEAS WILL SAVE US
Person 2: who tf is that??
Person 1: sTORY TiME

by begone, bigot thot January 23, 2018

fick or ficking hell

polite way of saying fuck, if you dont wanna sound like sum commmon tart

"oh fick, i cant believe that"
"ficking hell, im gonna be late"

by sarah May 13, 2005

Fixing guitars

making-out. but the next day, denying it.

I couldnt come to your party because my guitar broke and _________ had to fix it.

by ohhh,why do you want to know? August 6, 2003

downward facing doggy style

The act of sexual congress wherein the woman, or bottom dude, lies down with their legs on a divan, or other similarly sized piece of furniture, with their face on the floor while their partner enters them from behind placing his hands on the floor in a position not unlike "downward facing dog".

I was sexing a girl the other day, and she wanted a g-spot pounding, so we switched to downward facing doggy style.

by naked_yoga December 9, 2013

Firing on all cylinders

To sneeze, poop, and urinate all at once on the toilet.

Dave: Man Paul, you in the bathroom for a long time.
Paul: Yeah, I was Firing on all cylinders.

by Seems Like Science March 31, 2015

Fixing guitars

suspicous activity at the house of one of the opposite sex

Alice couldn't come to our party because she was fixing guitars with Tom.

by tweak August 4, 2003