Fartle

Usually used by the sleep mate, when a sleeping person farts so loud that it causes them to toss and turn or mumble uninteligibly

I was laying in bed unable to sleep when my husband fartled and almost woke himself up.

by Sleezy G January 21, 2006

Farglemoof

Farglemoof is the best new curseword, used in most rap songs and brazilian acoustic ballads.
If a Catholic uses this word in a fit of anger they go to hell because its very offensive.

"Oh farglemoof I dropped the carrots!"
"FARGLEMOOF YOU ALL!"

by Dr. Edward Egglesworth April 27, 2008

fartlet

A small fart that follows one or more long farts, usually making a noise that is not that different from a tin whistle.

Jo-"Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......Blip"
Dave-"Dude! did you just fartlet?

by ysabug May 14, 2011

Farkle

When one fills their anus with glitter before farting explosively.

"Oh my Gaaahd. We had SO much fun. Brian even farkled in my face!"

by Sjw214 May 26, 2017

flarble

Flat marbles used in glass vases to hold plants or flowers.

When I dropped the flarble into the vase, it cracked the glass.

by Catha January 18, 2009

Carpet Farkle

The dice game of ones and fives, modified from the original game farkle, played on carpet, so as not to wake anyone who might be sleeping at 4:00AM.

"Wanna play carpet farkle?"
-Sure. Whatever.
"I haven't vacuumed in weeks."
-Free-for-all!

by sindazed March 20, 2005

Fable 3

1. Those who haven't been introduced to Fable are lured to it by lying Game Stop people telling you it's a great game and it's a huge improvement on the first two games. You spend 35$ or more on a "done in 10 hours" piece of shit with a hastily thrown together story and only slightly better character design than the second.

2. A game only fun during those angry times where you feel the urge to go on a mass murdering spree and piss people off.

3. Don't buy it.

1. "Hey I just bought Fable 3! I'm so excited to play it!" 1 day later "FFFFFFFFFFFF-"
2. "After Fable 2, I wouldn't buy it unless they paid me."

by ThatDamnedUnicorn August 16, 2011