FaceMeat

The skin/meat on ones face.

Holy shit! Dave just got punched in the FaceMeat by Lou Ferrigno.

by BigTerryBlack June 5, 2010

Facuk

facuk fah-sick : An asion mushroom boy who lives in an irish pub throwing gold at peoples temples.

Dammit Facuk! Stop it with the gold!!!

by Irene L December 14, 2008

fanum tax

the process of saying a word and then stopping right before completion.

ex. “hey guys, today we’re gonna”
“he just fanum taxed us!”

by Nightmare Fredbear October 30, 2023

fanum tax

Looking elegant or majestic AND sexy, literally or imaginatively, when nude; a variation of looking classy in your birthday suit. "Fanum" meaning "phantom", i.e. invisible clothes (naked), + "Tax" meaning "tux/tuxedo". Fanum tax is a connotation of the word "birthday suit", but the terms themselves are not equivalents.

Jamie: Stephanie is so classy and smart.
Arlie: She's always wearing unflattering clothes.
Jessica: But she still looks so good. She's so fanum tax.
Jamie & Arlie: For sure!

by lingolamb October 14, 2023

Finland Facemask

While sixty-nining, the male stretches his scrotum across his parnter's face.

"Who knew she'd suffocate when I gave her the Finland Facemask?"

by FretBuzzard September 16, 2008

FACEMAN

#1 One who is two faced and can never be trusted. #2 One who will steal his employer's welder ,then sell it to a person he says is a friend,then tell his employer who has it. #3 One who will say he never seen your wallet with $600.00 dollars cash in it even when you actually see your wallet on the car seat as you close the door and he is driving away quickly! #4 One who acts like he is not afraid to "Handle the situation" during phone conversations or sending a email,but in fact he is terrified of the one day he is gonna get tossed like a rag-doll.

"FACEMAN" when someone is calling you on the crap that you pulled in the past,and says that you need to "Be a man,and do the right thing!" your mommy pokes her head into the garage and says "Is everything OK out here?" you say "I can't stand tweakers." Although, the biggest tweaker in the world is yourself.

by vestlooksnice May 9, 2011

falumpalump

a loose old lady's poon

I bet your whorish grandma has a falumpalump.

by chichi theking June 12, 2007