Faceturbation

The act of Facebook-stalking yourself and generally all around creeping on your own Facebook profile.

Looking at pictures of your old swim meets is such faceturbation!

by ihavenopseudonym April 23, 2011

Facetention whore

Similar to attention whore, but used in facebook. Defines a person who tries to get attention or approval by posting useless status updates on facebook.

"Oh my god, I'm gonna kill myself soon"
"Facetention whore, stop posting useless crap"

or

"*Insert sentences none will ever understand here*"
^-- Typical facetention whore.

by snikkard May 14, 2011

Factard

In commenting on viral videos, a person who ignores the message of an entire video to slam the creator for one little, insignificant point.

"After watching my entire video thesis on the economy, al this factard could say was 'd00d, yur tie is crooked'"

by Pipistrello December 16, 2008

I Know For A Fact

An introductory phrase used before an argumentative point is made to make your point seem valid, even though it most likely is not. Commonly seen as an immediate red-flag to someone who has no idea what they are talking about, and an early sign that what they are about to say has absolutely zero evidence to back it up.

I know for a fact that Barack Obama is a muslim, hates America, and is purposely trying to ruin our economy.

by On the real February 21, 2010

Phil Fact

A fact that is rejected by society, even though it is often true, nobody cares.

Man 1: "He totally just said a Phil Fact"

Man 2: "Did you tell him to be quiet?"

Man 1: "Yeah I told him to STFU"

by UberhAx0r_<3 October 15, 2010

Facort

someone who sucks at life and should go kill themselves. hippo's say facort a lot.
this was derived from the word "factory"

shut up you facort! stop being such a god dam shenezzy facort face!

by .-Z-Rex August 28, 2005

facetalk

excessive talk about www.facebook.com
may overpower other topics

"enough with all this facetalk....lets go to the mission!"

by carlos514 October 14, 2007