fiona apple

The act of eating an apple or other fruit out of someones anus. Could be an emergency result of ill planned masturbatory explorations, or could be the finish to a night of kinky partner sex under the influence of tan mdpv.

"Help, I thought this was a good idea!"

(regarding other fruit: especially a mango. this gives one +3 points... with sticky rice on the sacrum and coconut creme on there dripping down)

"Actually having a mango eaten out of my ass sounds pretty hot... wtf? +3 points nonetheless"

Can be used to describe punishing someone for not understanding the need to listen to Fiona Apple's music as a release valve for emotional pressure... said someone needs an apple in their ass.

Can also be used to describe being pegged by Fiona Apple...

"and pop an apple in his ass" - Flight of the Concords

We had just finished training the dogs, and then I gave her a fiona apple.

by numinous_cloud February 28, 2011

fiona apple

one who is overly sensitive and cries easily, such as the singer/songwriter of the nineties, Fiona Apple.

Dude, I just told her I liked her shoes, and she started crying. She's such a fiona apple.

by whiteoutconspiracy January 4, 2009

Fiona Apple

When two people are making out in public and they are sloppin' all over, with tongues flyin' everywhere... insane amounts of pump kissing.

"Oh man, check out that Fiona Apple over there... thats gross"..."Dude, is that Mike giving your mom a Fiona Apple?"

by Anthony Spadarro March 2, 2007

fiona c

a seriously fugly person, who speaks in a monotone voice and is as sexy as a billingate market and her magic beean is up the bean stalk with a giant

a woman who is more male than female and her name is fiona c

by wanktissue February 8, 2010

Fiona Crawford

A beautiful young ladie, that has a special boyfriend with a fucked up daughter, very loving and forgiving

F-I-O-N-A C-R-A-W-F-O-R-D Fiona Crawford

by Traviee May 18, 2011

Fiona Lawlor

frickin' boss... shes sexy, smart, hot and if you meet her youll probably faint because of her wicked breasts!

Girl- so do you like anyone?
boy- yeah! any one who is Fiona Lawlor-y!
Girl- dangit.

by _.gracetopher._ November 5, 2016

Fiona-williams

The most beautiful being in the know universe. Her smile can melt thousands of hearts. Loved by one man. Also she is thicc asf

"Who is Fiona-williams?"
-that thicc bish

by Cuntflapper6968 May 13, 2018