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Exist

Lifer - An alive individual does not identify as human or animal, only existence.

Pronouns: It/Preferred Name
Gender: None
I'm not androgynous, I'm a lifer. I don't believe in categorized placements. I believe in my existence as a being, but non-human/non-animal.

*existence precedes essence*
by typical0nlineuser May 31, 2022
mugGet the Existmug.

Non-existant disorder

It is a mental illness where the patient suffers from supressed sexual urges, suicidal thoughts and the gayness
by Samacher October 8, 2018
mugGet the Non-existant disordermug.

I Exist Rizz

A form of rizzing, which the user does not speak to the wanted person, but exists within their vision.

This would be standing in line in front of them, going down the same aisle at the grocery store, or walking past them often.

The result is that they recognize you often so you can easily approach them when the time comes.
Guy1: You bro Sarah is so bad, I gyatt to get to know her.

Guy2: Dude you have art class at the same time, you should perform the I Exist Rizz

Guy1: Great Idea, she see me so often she;ll have to say hi!
by ExternalDraw43 March 17, 2024
mugGet the I Exist Rizzmug.
Whatever idiot did that should not exist
Whoever disliked my definition of gumball is a gumball hater who shouldn’t exist THERE U HAPOY NOW BITCH
by JDMF December 3, 2023
mugGet the Whoever disliked my definition of gumball is a gumball hater who shouldn’t existmug.

axioms of existence

don't ask me where these are from (part of some obscure theological theory somewhere), but here they are, the 4 pillars of existence, order matters:

1. love (for something)
2. absolute ethicality
3. growth
4. logic

Now, what can you do with these? Bring them up in casual conversation...and...what?
guru: these are the axioms of existence, my pupil.
pupil: um, ok, thanks! (ponders) aww, it looks like at the centre of the universe there's love!
guru: ...for something. don't get carried away romanticising. on average, there is love for life management. and, in opposition, at an overwhelming, massive proportion, there is love for experience, not for love as an experience. but yes, you seem to fall into the latter. cute.
by 1wickedestslam July 22, 2022
mugGet the axioms of existencemug.

already-existing coffee

Also called AEC (not to be confused with AOC). Not-exactly-fresh coffee. Coffee still in the pot from the morning, or the previous night.
"Hey, you want some coffee? I've got some left over from breakfast, or I can make a fresh pot..."

"Nah, don't bother with fresh, already-existing coffee will be fine."
by skipmendler December 22, 2022
mugGet the already-existing coffeemug.

The most manliness man in the existence of man.

Flynn the absolute mad lad, too masculine for this world.
"wow he must be called Flynn because he is The most manliness man in the existence of man."
by lo23cem57 June 5, 2019
mugGet the The most manliness man in the existence of man.mug.

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