Eat a Mango

Smoke a blunt, do edibles

I ate a real juicy mango last night
Me and Kyle are gonna eat a mango later

by BigSmokeSmallToke January 25, 2020

Eat a dick

When someone makes jest of you and your response is in desperation.

Playa 1: Yo, ur pants so tight, your back pockets overlap.

You: Fuck you man, eat a dick.

by Zero Shitz Given May 4, 2020

Eat a sandwich

Something skinny people get told far too often

I'm a tad underweight, so I'm always told to eat a sandwich

by Spaghettinoodleghost May 12, 2021

Go Eat A Cupcake!

An expression used as a substitution for "shut up" or "uncalled for", in order to silence trollers or in response to someone who makes you angry.

Example 1
Chick 1: This shit's great. Think I'll win?
Chick 2: Um...well, points for mediocrity
Chick 1: *EYE TWITCH* GO EAT A CUPCAKE!!!!!

Example 2
A : "lololololololololol..."
B : "GO EAT A CUPCAKE!

by Someone who knows more April 26, 2011

TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!?

When tarrare has had only 3 mess hall raids, 4 miscellaneous trash related mishaps, and one cavader defiling when all of the sudden, a 14 month old baby goes missing.

Doctor: ok tarrare, you’ve only had 3 mess hall raids, 4 miscellaneous trash related mishaps, and one cavader defiling.

nurse, knocking on door: doctor, a 14 month old baby has gone missing.

Doctor: (long pause)… TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!?

by GenosCyborg September 4, 2023

Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it

This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.

Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it

by ultrasupernectar2 October 8, 2012

eat a dick

... back to the late sixties; Eat a dick; nice way of saying suck a dick.

Eat a dick, you polyester faced moron!

by JeffDillon December 31, 2016