Five Point Exploding Ass Technique

Derived from the Five Point Exploding Heart Technique used at the end of Kill Bill 2. Used to refer to a bowel movement that sprays rather unpleasantly into the toilet, leaving an aweful mess to clean up. Frequently encountered the morning after a night of heavy drinking which was followed by a suspicious curry.

Argh, I had the most horrific Five Point Exploding Ass Technique this morning! Damn that curry!

by Oofnun September 1, 2010

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fuck the duck's head until it's exploded

干爆鸭头

Suppose you are in a Chinese restaurant.
"Which dish do you prefer?"
"fuck the duck's head until it's exploded."

by Mr. ssb July 17, 2020

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The Nut to Butt Gam Gam Master Exploder

When your girl flips her legs over your head and you stuff your balls in her asshole and her grandma gives you a blowjob

I thought my girlfriend was asleep but my best friend was at her grandmas house giving her the Nut To Butt Gam Gam Master Exploder

by Choncla December 29, 2021

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DIA-RUN-RUN-HURRY-EXPLODING-ASS

An acronym for spelling Diarrhea so you’ll never forget how to ever again!

Person 1: Yo man! how do you spell diarrhea for this nursing exam?

Person: DIA-RUN-RUN-HURRY-EXPLODING-ASS. You’ll never forget ever again bro!

by FunnyGuy2000 August 19, 2021

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Exploding Tomcat

A cat that can survive up to 10 Kilotons of TNT. However, when it encounters anything living it explodes with the force of 10 Kilotons of TNT.

I almost died on my hiking trip! One of those Exploding Tomcats tried to get me, but I scared it off.

Dude, your girlfriend just tried to attack me!
I know, she’s such an Exploding Tomcat...

This operation is super risky!
Yeah, if our luck is bad, we might get an Exploding Tomcat

by The WanderingTrader April 9, 2020

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