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Literally an insult to ANYONE'S intelligence. This isn't for pre-schoolers, this is for people in comas. The show includes an annoying Spanish girl that constantly does dangerous, stupid shit and has parents that apparently approve of said dangerous, stupid shit. Way to teach the kids, asshole. Then, as if they haven't been stupifying us enough with their inane bullshit, they ask the most obvious questions, and (in case you are blind or dead) point them out in the most obvious manner. For example, Dora asks "Where is Benny the Bull's farm?" Suddenly, the camera pans the the side until there is nothing left BUT the barn. Then, a tornado comes down to draw your attention to the spot where the barn is, while a giant flashing arrow points directly at it. And then, as if we (or the children, or whatever) were to dumb to find it, a shitty blue cursor "beats us to the punch" as the little bitch mockingly congratulates us on a job well done. Fuck you, you little shit! Also, Dora travels along with a gay little monkey (no offense intended, I'm just pointing out he's gay) that is literally incapable of anything but whinning and bitching the entire fucking show. Then, at least once a show, they run into the residental badass, Swiper the fox, who steal items from them and conviniently tosses them into a pile of similar items - that is, unless Dora, Boots and of course, you utter out the phrase "Swiper, don't swipe it" three times, which causes the sneaky fox to snap his fingers mafia-style and run away like a pussy. Wow, a real gangsta, that one. If I was Swiper, I'd bite Dora's tits of and shove them down Boot's mouth. Then I'd break my own neck on a tree for being such a pansy. What a shit show.
by punchline February 28, 2005
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A messed up show for toddlers.

This 4 year old is high and is allowed to go anywhere she wants. Even to another country WTF?!

Dora Would pull out a talking map.
He would tell them to go to the destination while passing 2 places.
And after the y pass all 2 places..they ask the viewer where to go. WHAT A LOAD OF RAT SHIT. Theres a gay Fox and all he does is steal Doras items that are worth anything. And to stop him, They would say "no swiping!" 3 times, and the fox would run away like a BIG PUSSY. Imagine Toddlers saying that to thieves in real life! :O

Dora: Do you see the lake?
Viewer: Ur right in front of it retard.
Dora: Well done! we found the lake!

by B0b Marl3y August 06, 2008
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a girl of spanish decent that likes to go on "trips" to explore to some random ass place. One of her partners, Boots, is a monkey who doesnt shut up! she always needs help from retards who watch to call to the map for directions and always needs the people watching to remember! along the way she always runs into a few "buddys" and also into swiper the pussy fox. sure he tries to steal shit, but its only because he wants to throw it. most of the time she has her way with him using three words, "swiper no swiping!" after that swiper runs off. her other partner is diego, her cousin. but she must be on drugs because she thinks every inanimate object speaks spanish! after they reach their destination, she has to sing the we did it song which is gay as hell. the way i see this show it is funny as hell!
Dora the explorer: Hola im dora, we gotta say "abre" to open the gate.

Boots: say "abre", say "abre"!

(nothing happens)

Boots: umm dora nothing happened.

Dora: I swear this thing has to speak spanish!

Boots: youre tripping balls dora!

Dora: youre right. i love you boots.
by Krtrcr17 August 27, 2009
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Dora The Border Hopping Explorer is some dumb Mexican child.
"Where's the map!?!" Try looking up your ass.
Speaking of, that map is more fucking annoying than Dora.
"I'M THE MAP, I'M THE MAP, I'M THE MAAAPPP!!" Oh shit, seriously? It's a good thing you told us, we for SURE wouldn't be able to figure that one out without you shouting it in our fucking ears for 3 minutes.
*Watching Dora the Explorer while stabbing ears*

Map: I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map I'M THE MAP!
*10 minutes later*
by shitguy December 27, 2007
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Reasons that Dora the Explorer is an illegal.

1) She speaks spanish... she speaks spanish perfectly... what is she like...5? Her backpack even speaks spanish perfectly!

2) That backpack of hers has EVERYTHING in it! And we're talking everything! Life support, water/food, clothing for any weather, ropes, grappling hooks, shoes.... i mean c'mon!

3) She's carrying a freaking ZOO with her! I mean, she has a monkey, an band of insects, a bajillion other animals! Really! What kind of legal immigrant has that many pets!?

4) She's always on an "adventure" to transport a "package" to some destination and is always being stalked by a person trying to take that package... i mean... really, Swiper is so obviously some sort of border patrol person trying to collect evidence of Dora's entire narcotics trafficking buisness

5) "Exploradora" is Latin for the word spy. Coincidence? Don't think so...
by ghks117 October 08, 2009
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A 4 or 5 year old drunken "explorer" who can't tell left from right or up from down. She has a monkey who is her companion and a backpack. The monkey's name is Boots. He doesn't stop complaining the WHOLE episode. He makes people throw rocks at the screen! Now, the backpack is also annoying. It gets the map out and then the map starts screaming "I'M THE MAP" 50 million times until your ears are bleeding. Then it shows you 3 locations. Only 3! How gay. Then you are asked how to get there and you have to scream into the TV just so the map can hear you.
When Dora is on her adventure she runs into Swiper The Fox He'll steal something and then Dora will act all "mature".
She'll point at him like a homo and scream "Swiper No Swiping!" until you scream"Shut up you butt!" Then Swiper gets all sad and says "Aw man!" Then he snaps his fingers.
Dora is not educational. At all.
Dora: Come on! Let's explore!
Swiper: I got ya map!
Swiper: *snaps* Aw man!

Dora the Explorer sucks.

by xoxotilatequilafanxoxo January 27, 2008
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