You Are Derived From A Meaningless Existence: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: You Are Derived From A Meaningless Existence: The First Juvenile Release

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian February 2, 2025

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

already-existing coffee

Also called AEC (not to be confused with AOC). Not-exactly-fresh coffee. Coffee still in the pot from the morning, or the previous night.

"Hey, you want some coffee? I've got some left over from breakfast, or I can make a fresh pot..."

"Nah, don't bother with fresh, already-existing coffee will be fine."

by skipmendler December 22, 2022

axioms of existence

don't ask me where these are from (part of some obscure theological theory somewhere), but here they are, the 4 pillars of existence, order matters:

1. love (for something)
2. absolute ethicality
3. growth
4. logic

Now, what can you do with these? Bring them up in casual conversation...and...what?

guru: these are the axioms of existence, my pupil.
pupil: um, ok, thanks! (ponders) aww, it looks like at the centre of the universe there's love!
guru: ...for something. don't get carried away romanticising. on average, there is love for life management. and, in opposition, at an overwhelming, massive proportion, there is love for experience, not for love as an experience. but yes, you seem to fall into the latter. cute.

by 1wickedestslam July 22, 2022

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

Blue text lolol

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. Used to make the final parts of watermelon sugar blue

by paaged July 18, 2021

Existence

Existence is a non-tessellating fractal of truth and false

Existence is the set of 1, 0, and everything else

by midorinokame July 4, 2022

Existical

The idea of being real, or existing.

“The universe is pretty Existical”
“Oh, okay.”

by TEPtheCheese February 9, 2024