Vomiting Dummy

A penis, that produces semen when sucked Vigorously.

Q; Bob did you get your cock sucked at the weekend?

A; Sure did frank, she got to meet Albert the vomiting dummy. He spewed all over her face.

by Big Jock79 December 3, 2010

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Love Dummy

when you keep calling and sending love notes, not knowing she's been fucking somebody else.

'Dude, i'm tellin' ya, it was three weeks before i realized she was too busy fucking the neighbor to answer.. I am the world's biggest love dummy!"

by the roofer March 5, 2016

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Big dummy dumb-dumb

Not smart; dumb

You're a big dummy dumb-dumb

by Emilyanddazit September 24, 2020

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Bob Dummy

An MMA dummy used for precision striking. Is sometimes mistook for a punching bag, which is used for power more so than precision.

"Ive been using this Bob Dummy for improving my accuracy for punches and kicks and it's really been working!"

by Mr. Marino March 29, 2021

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That brainless state induced in a technology user (usually computer-related) when a more seasoned professional explains things far enough beyond their comprehension that they stop even trying. The minds of users in dummy mode will wander to other topics (i.e. "my bum hurts") and they will follow all but the most obviously counter-intuitive directions without question. Most won't even remember what they were directed to do when they come out of it (usually within half an hour).

Dummy mode can be intentionally induced by throwing together a lot of complex, multiple syllable terms and acronyms that vaguely relate to the situation at hand as a response to a question.

The secretary in accounting wouldn't give me her IP address, so I started talking about quantum interference on the cyclical redundancy checking protocols. Went straight into dummy mode.

by BottleLiving June 28, 2011

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