drunkle

The habitually drunk brother of one's mother or father.

I can't wait to be a drunkle.

O, great! Drunkle Tom is here, he can watch the kids.

by jbard3 December 28, 2009

drunkle

An uncle with a bit of an alcohol problem. Often chooses to get drunk at family functions and cause great embarrassment.

Let me apologize in advance for my drunkle

by dudermcvail July 20, 2010

Drunken-Civican

To inebriate oneself to the cusp of consciousness through over indulging in white wine and/or jaeger bombs, then waking up for work in the morning and calling in to say you’ll be late before vomiting on yourself and passing out in the shower, waking up on the bathroom floor, covered in sick, with the shower still running having missed the full days work!

-Mate why didn't you make it to the office this morning?
-I pulled a drunken-civican and didn't quite make it :-)

-What happened to John last night?
-Don't know but he had another drunken-civican moment this morning!

by Monkeyboy69 December 29, 2010

Drunken Dutchman

A DRUNKEN DUTCHMAN refers to someone on the toilet who sings like David Bowie while having diarrhea.

"Where's Harry?" - "Listen closely - hear the singin'?" -"Oh my god, he's being a drunken Dutchman again, ain't he?"

by PirateThePirate September 10, 2020

Second-Hand Drunkness

a state of intoxication where the said "drunk" person did not have a sip of alcohol but seems to be in an intoxicated state. Mostly prevalent in the Irish or Celtic people because of their inherited ability to absorb alcohol from the air, with a high enough concentration.

At the wedding, young Patrick and Bridget seemed to be drunk even though they could not possibly be. Aunt Eileen nudged her husband and said "must be the second-hand drunkness."

by Bridget Boyle October 14, 2007

Drunken Master

An actual martial arts style that requires just the right amount of alcohol to work. Since alcohol numbs the nerves, it makes the martial artist feel less pain while opening up a can of whupass.
A kickass movie made by Jackie Chan. The fighting moves were later incorporated into a Tekken fighting game character named Lei Wu Long who, coincidentally, looks just like Jackie Chan.

A bunch of villains getting the shit beat out of them by a drunk guy. Now THAT's fucking hilarious. Drunken Master rules!

by AYB September 24, 2003

Drunker

A drunker is a person who gets drunk often. Similar to an alcoholic. Mainly known as the drinking version of a stoner.

"He drinks like everyday and is always just trying to get drunk."

"Yeah dude hes such a drunker."

by E n' N October 14, 2009