poo dreads

When a man with a particularly hairy arse doesn't wipe properly, leaving a pooey residue around the rectum. When left the poo on the arse hair hardens and causes the hair to tangle up like a dread lock.

Woah, check out that hairy motherfuckers crusty poo dreads!

by Vincentw00t September 28, 2005

dreadnought

A heavily armed sarcophagus of one of the Imperiums finest warriors.

Space Marine 1: "We're getting destroyed by all these fucking Orks!"
Space Marine 2: "Look, here comes a Dreadnought!"
Dreadnought: "I have waited long for this day."
<Dreadnought massacures Ork army>
Space Marine 1: "LOL"

by God-Emperor of Mankind May 19, 2008

sex dreads

Extremely matted hair that results from wild sex.

I went through an entire bottle of conditioner getting out the sex dreads that Gustav gave me.

by tracey <3s peter March 11, 2011

dread

mean, cold, heartless, dark

"fuck that thats TOO dread"

by Anonymous July 27, 2003

Dreaded Breaded Shrimp

When fucking on the beach the penetrating partner pulls out and dips his penis into the sand and then reinserts into the receiving partner. Exfoliate!

Man, I was fucking Faith on the beach the other night when I gave her the dreaded breaded shrimp. She loved it!

by Nasty N8 B January 11, 2009

dreamality

(noun) the 1/2 dream, 1/2 reality state of mind where you can feel your mind detaching form your physical body; floating between dreams but being grounded by lucidity

when you have that dream of falling and spaz out, you can feel your mind detach and reattach to your physical body; you are in a state of dreamality

by damn sam bam October 16, 2011

Florida dreads

The thick ass dreads they got in Florida, idk what the other dude talking about. Also known as wicks

Look at them fatass locks on that man heads, boy got some Florida dreads

by KevintheKing August 29, 2019