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Douchebaggery

That is complete douchebaggery
by Getze September 30, 2021
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Doubleganger

Doubleganger, a slutty look-alike.
"I found your doubleganger?"
"Is that your doubleganger?"
by Antyaz10 November 26, 2022
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Doubleganger

Australia slang, Doubleganger, a slutty look-alike.
"I found your doubleganger?"
"Is that your doubleganger?"
by Antyaz10 November 26, 2022
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douchebaggerie

Something that has characteristics of a douchebag, the going-ons and happenings of a douchebag.
Sure he can come along, as long as he knocks off the douchebaggerie and shave that beard!
by Sillysighben! July 4, 2023
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Douchebagger

Anyone who rides a bling-encrusted Harley bagger for attention, especially a big wheel bagger.
Check out that douchebagger blasting Kid Rock in case the slash-cut straight pipes didn’t get you to look at him.
by Xavier Onassis October 23, 2023
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felony douchebaggery

Bad behavior of such an egregious degree or scope as to be deserving of serious punishment whether or not it is actually illegal.
Closing lanes on the GWB as political payback was clearly an act of felony douchebaggery.
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congenital douchebaggery syndrome

Congenital douchebaggery syndrome (CDS) is a devastating affliction affecting persons in positions of perceived, rather than genuine, importance. Most sufferers of CDS are unaware of their affliction, and can do little to mitigate the symptoms. Symptoms include, but are not limited to:

* A pervasive need to appear valuable to every situation
* Desire to assert superiority over all others at any junction
* Ability to create "facts" out of thin air and whole hardheartedly believe them
* Insistence on including oneself in discussions despite having nothing of value to add
* Determination to "help" everyone, especially those who don't need any help the afflicted could conceivably provide

CDS awareness is spreading. General understanding of CDS as an affliction can help in the survival rate of CDS, as associates of CDS sufferers may look upon the afflicted with pity and be less likely to murder them in the break room.
"Did you hear that BS Jerry was spouting at the team meeting?"
"Oh, don't take that to heart, he has congenital douchebaggery syndrome. He can't help it."
by Foxydot March 29, 2015
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