Dooked

Shit on

She dooked my dick last night

by Dr Herminator May 11, 2020

dookie face

A facial expression showing extreme anguish or displeasure.

Since my car is broken and I have no money, I'm stuck in my house with the dookie face.

by Kinda D. June 23, 2004

doorknob

A complete idiot who doesn't have a clue about anything.

A: that new song by greenday is awesome!
D: whats greenday
A: you're such a doorknob sometimes

by superwomin August 25, 2005

dookie

The name of a Green Day album which also means poo. The CD was originally going to be titled "Liquid Dookie" because the band kept on getting sick from eating spoiled food while touring, but that was deemed "too gross".

I'll be right back, I need to take a dookie.

by Somethinginasizefour July 16, 2009

doorknob

This is what you say when someone else farts and you notice it before they say saftey ,you say doorknob. You can punch them until they toucha doorknob.

AHHH! Doorknob!

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

dookie sock

When you dookie in a sock and proceed to beat someone with it.

In the military when someone screwed up they hold a blanket party. In that case they put a bar of soap in a sock and repeatedly beat the person with it while holding them down in the bunk with their blanket. This is the same but instead of using a bar of soap, you use dookie/poop.

by Almighty_AL March 29, 2004

dookie noodle

Poo that gets stuck in a mans peehole after buttsex

The dookie noodle Dr. Smith removed today was 9 inches long.

by mr409savage November 3, 2014