distantrophy

the feeling of intense longing for someone or something of an unknown source

not knowing what you want so badly but knowing you want something

you could equate the feeling of distantrophy to the longing for love or the longing of happiness but its deeper than that, it's an almost desire for something to make you complete

by kaystiel April 29, 2013

Distextict

When someone makes mistakes whiel texting. This condition affects some people more then others. Mother's are usually affected the most.

Q - man tried to text Blain that he was feeling dislexict but he accidentally spelled distextict.

by Distextict December 13, 2014

Distance Fishing

When someone looks attractive from far away but they get closer and you realize they are not as attractive as you thought

“I was walking to class one day and I totally got distanced fished”

“Distance fishing makes me so sad”

by gcuroom503 January 17, 2021

graceful distancing

breaking up without the traditional negative actions and emotions of anger, jealousy, rage, depression, down-rapping the ex, burning things they left at your house, calling up the new gf/bf and screaming at them. Breaking up without sacrificing the friendship.

A friendly uncontested divorce - where the individuals do not need lawsuits and TROs - is an example of graceful distancing.

My husband Jim and I are graceful distancing, but we are not divorced yet. He moved out without any screaming or blaming. We are still friends.

We split the weekends with the kids. We both go to parent teachers conferences. We each kept our retirement accounts. I asked for child support but no alimony.
We still do Thanksgiving & Christmas and birthdays together with the kids, and we have talked about integrating our new lovers next year.

by kip seeks December 7, 2010

Australian distance

A very long distance between isolated places. If the place you are in is so far away from everything, you have to travel for hours through empty country just to get anywhere there's people.

"O yeah! You live in the Pacific Northwest! Distances there are Australian!"

"We're in the middle of the desert!!! ... Civilisation is, like, an Australian distance away!"

"It would be fun to go over there, but I'd have to drive an Australian-fuckin' distance just to get there and I'm already tired."

by yobreakfast October 22, 2011

long distance brolationship

When two bros constantly text and let everyone know about their bromance over social media, but never hang out. Tends to intensify when these bros break up with their girlfriends and the friend group dissolves, or when both bros get new girlfriends and thus have no time for extracurricular activities.

Guy 1: "Man, Drake and Lil Wayne are solid bros."

Guy 2: "Yeah, that's why they stay single. If they had girlfriends, you know what would happen..."

Guy 1: "Long distance brolationship. Bro, I hope that never happens to us."

*man hug*

by c&o December 22, 2012

Social distancing "x"

The "x" placed on the floor of banks and stores in the wake the covid19 Corona virus pandemic of the year 2020. It is usually tape and spaced 6 feet apart to minimize the spread of the virus.

Get your ass on that social distancing "x" or a store employee who thinks he's the police/security will remove you from the establishment.

by JoeyBomm April 18, 2020