dork war

Any odd competition that is only cared about by the competitors.

"Bill & Mike are battling at Pokemon today!" "Yeah, it's quite the dork war."

by jiaco October 6, 2015

doorknobsexual

someone who identifies as and has a attraction to doorknobs

pronouns: pie and zie

Guy 1: that doorknob is so juicy and hot, i love its curve
Guy 2: dude your doorknobsexual!

by The doorknob July 12, 2018

Derkin

A custom hot sauce at bubbas restaurant in Jackson hole Wyoming

"Can I have that special hot sauce you guys make?"
"Oh you mean our derkin? Sure thing !"

by Auznal December 22, 2018

Doecke

A guy who thinks he's a major womaniser, but is often found masterbating by this mother.

Uses his jizz as anti pimple cream

Term also for goody goody christian

Guys who are afraid of going down on girls and anal sex

"Man, I rubbed some of my Doecke over my face this mornin' and it's really cleared up my pimp daddies."

" Dudde all the girls were Doecke'n me at club lastnight ended up having a threesome!" - Friend " didn't you say you're mum caught you havin a flog ?!"

"Yo did you lick Jessica's pussy?" - Naaa man thats gross , so Doecke!"

" I love Jesus and he loves me. It's soo Doecke

by Bogle9 October 15, 2019

dorkanickafareciosmattyoposomoonfrincelomquongrace

A word for god in an ancient language

dorkanickafareciosmattyoposomoonfrincelomquongrace

by sssssaSAADAD June 14, 2021

Doody Doer

Someone who does doody - a feces fucker - some one who loves the chocolate log

"What the hell?!?! I never realized you were a doody doer!"

by Starvin Marvin's Best Friend Amanda July 29, 2004

Village Doorknob

A person, Preferably a girl, who gets around more then a New York prostitute. They generally go from person to person to get a "taste" of everyone. Everyone gets a turn, no one gets satisfied.

Boyfreind "My girl keeps dancing with those three guys"
Guy 1 "I know dude she is such a village Doorknob"

by IanMFarewell April 2, 2009