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Doctors in the house

When someone is hurt and someone exclaims "Is there a doctor in the house?" And two or more people stand up to answer that call for help, the group of people meet in the corner of another room and play an intense game of rock paper scissors to the death. The lone victor will rush in the room victorious to help the hurt person.
*person has a heart attack*
"Oh my God! Is there a doctor in the house?"
*Four people stand up(the Doctors in the house), look at eachother, and sprint into the other room*
*Two minutes later, only one man rushes in to aid the person having the heart attack*
by John_Wenusberg November 4, 2013
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Doctor Who

What people that are not whovians tend to call the Doctor.
Non-whovian 1: Ohh, that's that TV show, Doctor Who or something.

Whovian: yeah it's like my favourite thing ever now leave me in peace to watch it.

Non-whovian 1: Ok fine. Oh my, Doctor Who is looking fine, don't you think?

Whovian: What.

Non-whovian 2: Don't you reckon.

Whovian: Yeah duh, he's amazing, and so hot. But you just called him DOCTOR WHO. He is called THE DOCTOR. *facepalms* Why am I friends with these stupid people?

Non-whovian 2: You know I can hear you right.

Whovian: Shhh Earthling, you know nothing.
by DT3Cryptic January 2, 2017
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Doctor

A tired, overworked, ex-visionary.
Man, that doctor looks tired.
by Darkhorse1-6 August 2, 2017
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Doctor Killjoy

Sometimes abbreviated as "Dr. Killjoy." Coined by N.E.R.D in the song "Anti Matter." A Doctor Killjoy is someone who makes it their business to ruin, take large dumps on, and/or "shoot up" your party or the party you are attending.
Person 1: Haha, I just pooped on your carpet, man!
Person 2: Why you doctor Killjoy, shooting up the party?
by Achilles015 June 6, 2009
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Funk Doctor

by Diego November 11, 2003
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Doctor Who

LITERALLY THE BEST SHOW YOU WILL EVER SEE IN YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE!!!!!!!!

Very addicting, emotional, and action-packed series on BBC and BBC-America.
Me- Have you ever seen Doctor Who?
Person With No Life- No, it's really stupid.
Me- I WILL EXTERMINATE YOU LIKE THE DALEKS!!!
Person With No Life- *cries excessively* I'll go watch it on Netflix I promise.
Me- Don't blink. Don't even blink.
by future companion February 20, 2015
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Doctor Dillamond

The talking Goat in the musical Wicked (about the Wicked Witch of the West and Glinda before during and after the Wizard of Oz)who is a professor at Shiz University. He eventually gets murdered and motivates the star, Elphaba to rebel against the Wizard.
Something ba-a-a-a-ad is happening in Oz!
-Doctor Dillamond
by Ruby Cleaver July 28, 2006
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