distractobat

A massive distraction via any little bing thing, especially dogs

Stop yelling while I am driving, you are being a distractobat

by Daddy Ryan June 15, 2022

distrastrophe

Bigger than a disaster larger in scale than a catastrophe

Dude, your in jail... What a distrastrophe.

by Symrise March 22, 2008

distractingly boring

an adjective for something that is so dull and mind-numbing, one cannot actually focus on it for too long

That fourteen-hour-long art film was distractingly boring

by teant December 1, 2010

distractionary

The effects or process of something being a distraction; (distractionary). Reasons for being complacent.

The people are not paying attention to what is going on around them, and some say the blame can be placed on TV's "distractionary" entertainment for this complacency.

by Joe-SendinK9 October 14, 2012

Distracted Drift

"Distracted Drift"

When driving you notice erratic driving such as slowing /speeding patterns, drifting into your lane, and so on as a result of using their mobile for texting/posting/browsing.

"Man, I was on my way into work this morning and was almost taken out by the peckerhead doing the 'distracted drift.' I expected it ot be a kid but it looked like a soccer mom on Facebook."

by Renees Bill July 23, 2013

Distractits

When you choose to ignore a woman's negative qualities because you are distracted by her attractive physical qualities, usually large breasts.

Chris: Why is Bill still dating Sara, she's a crazy ass bitch that will devour him.
David: Bill is too sprung and is distractits.

by alasjizz March 28, 2015

distraction noodle

A object or situational factor that serves as a distraction or diversion from someone or something else that is happening.

"I hate when I see a Cop car at night, at least during the day there is a bunch of distraction noodles so they don't see me".

by redmedicine August 23, 2015