dinkleburg

that one asshat that ruins everything in secret but actually does nothing wrong

* my father stares at the neighbor’s house *
dinkleburg.

by william asston February 4, 2019

Dingleberry juice

If you thought V8 was good, wait till you taste the crisp, refreshing--sometimes stanky--juice of a dingleberry. Freshly squeezed from the ass straight to your glass. Be sure to ask your local retailer to bring in dingleberry juice.

"Dingleberry Juice, it's a little shitty at first, but it gets better every sip." --- Horatio from the mail room
"Starts off chunky, but has a nice creamy mouthfeel" -- Ron from accounting

by DJ PJs May 20, 2021

dingleberry pie

The act of licking someone's hairy anus.

I elected not to shave my ass, as I wanted to serve up a fresh serving of dingleberry pie to my girlfriend.

by Biff McQuaid November 24, 2006

DINGLEBERRY

A driver who follows others too closely and does not make an effort to pass.

Look at that dingleberry, he's been on my ass for the past 30 miles.

by Steve Jose February 28, 2008

Dingleberry

A poo-encrusted ass dreadlock.

"That dingleberry stole my clothes while i was skinny-dipping"

by RGAS March 24, 2009

dingleberry abrasion

a red mark left on the ass after a dingleberry is removed.

Once I cleaned off all the dingleberries there were dingleberry abrasions left on my ass!

by I feel Beasty June 15, 2009

Dinkleberry

If you are called a dinkleberry, be concerned, you are probably an idiot. A dinkleberry is a piece of poop or something nasty stuck in your butt.

example one: LOL I HAVE A DINKLEBERRY UWU DSGNAKHGYUEARHUGIL
example two: JAKE STHU YOU'RE SUCH A DINKLEBERRY ALL THE TIME

by loonational March 25, 2021