woo woo dinker

A cow with 3 legs & 17 udders. It usually shoots out acidic milk from 16 udders and breast milk out of 1.

"ZAYUMMM! Is that a woo woo dinker?"
"Yesss omg I love how it squirts breast milk out of one udder"

by YOURMOMSAWOOWOODINKER April 26, 2014

diner

Typically in the north-east united states; A Diner is an eating establishment open 24 Hours a day - 7 Days a week where one can eat any meal - breakfast, lunch or dinner at any time of the day. Most Diners even serve alcoholic beverages during legal hours. Known for ample portions of a large variety of fresh food and and baking prepared on the premises. A great place for friends to meet and eat after a late night of drinking.
Christopher Specht

"After we close the bar... let's meet at the Diner"

by amber Taxi April 27, 2016

Kathy Dinner

A dinner consisting of..
just cereal.

Everyone loves a kathy dinner.

by Krystalynnnnn August 5, 2008

Eating at the "Dangling Diner"

Performing oral sex on a male. "dangling" is a reference to the male genitalia "at rest".

We were going out for dinner and a movie. We ended up "eating at the "dangling diner"".

by pugwamp April 9, 2009

kroff dinner

Kraft Dinner. "Kroff" is a phonetic spelling of the Canadian pronunciation of "Kraft", which makes what Americans refer to as Macaroni and Cheese.

Originally used in the Terrance and Philip special: "Not Without My Anus" episode from season 2 of South Park.

It's been a long day, and only Kroff Dinner can calm my nerves.

by Ugly Bob October 22, 2004

christmas dinner

A dinner scheduled at Christmas in which you meet all your relatives who you would never see or have any form of communication with (other than this day), and talk about stupid shit like how the weathers been, how well you're doing in school, how much weight people gained, and when you're going to get a girlfriend. Then talk to your hot cousin who you would seriously fuck if she wasnt your relative (but always keep your feelings bottled up inside because NO ONE wants to know that). Then you all eat a giant turkey and ham with stuffing, then have dessert. Then never talk to each other for the corrisponding year, (because you're "family") until the next inevitable Christmas dinner comes along.

I hate Christmas dinner, can you tell?

by The Legend of Zelda December 19, 2004

ass dander

n. dead and otherwise useless skin, hair, feces, drippings, and/or other human tissue that is routinely sluffed from one's ass.

"The crumb tray on that chair is carrying a full load of ass dander."

by Wendellian February 7, 2006