Dimp

The little piece of shit you arent able to keep shitting.

Sumair you're such a dimp!

by HarryandRonYummyYummy March 19, 2011

dimp

End of a cigarette or spliff that has been 'dimped' or 'pecked' out - extinguished - with the intimation that some tobacco or dope remains smokable, either by re-lighting the original item(while burning your nose-hair) or re-cycling with other dimps into a new roll-up or spliff.

The tramp searched for dimps on the floor around the bus stop.

by kallisti23 June 11, 2006

DIMP

DIMP is an internet acronym for "Deucing In My Pants", used to denote great amusement in chat conversations. Most commonly used to convey the image that the user, as a result of laughing so hard, has just soiled themself.

DIMP, much like LOL(ROFL, ROFLMAO, etc.), can be expanded to signify the amount of fecal matter that has occupied the users pants. Such examples would be DIMPWSLO (Deucing In My Pants With Some Leaking Out) or DIMPWSLORDML (Deucing In My Pants With Some Leaking Out and Running down My Leg)

However, it should be noted that is where the similarities between "DIMP" and "LOL" end. "DIMP" is the ideological antithesis to the cultural malignancy that is "LOL" and should not be used vapidly.

When visiting www.planetmanadventures.com, I found the juvenile and offensive nature of the comic strips to be so uproariously humorous that I could not stop DIMPWSLO.

by TG (The Gift) August 28, 2008

dimunitive

"Dimunitive" is a mis-use/mispronounciation of the word "diminutive" which is defined as "extremely or unusually small".

Just because I am short does not give you the right to refer to me in a dimunitive manner.

by DBWordsmith May 17, 2016

Dimmu Borgir

The most pretentious and bombastic of Black Metal bands, and, for that reason, the most enjoyable.

Take three impressive-sounding words that have nothing to do with each other and put them together. Then you have the title of the next Dimmu Borgir album!

by Killing Kittens June 23, 2004

dimpho

crazy girl who is hilarious but makes some dry jokes and is a boy magnetic extrovert

she's such a dimpho i'm jealous

by brohemiansepb July 20, 2017

dimple dick

1. A small but ever so cute penis
2. An insult thrown out to all the men that add a 3 inch handicap to thier penis the second they enter a chatroom...YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
3. An inverted penis that resembles a belly button
$. a severly cleft Penis that is so cute ya could just pinch it...LOL

After entering the chatroom and suggesting that he had a 12 inch cawk, rosie informed him in the nicest way possible that his dimple dick couldn't satisfy a fruitflies ass! (do Fruitflies even have an ass?)

by Rosie November 15, 2003