Mickey: "Ma, see ya later. I'm off to the pub."
Ma: "Mickey, watch out for the Blonde in the Black Dress!"
Ma: "Mickey, watch out for the Blonde in the Black Dress!"
by ChicagoJoe February 17, 2006
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A girl who looks like she is 20 and really 11. Also a girl that has a older looking boyfriend usually named Nathon. And Nathon is a verry tallented boy normally.
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by Leftie Luci September 15, 2009
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"What's a turtle dress"?
"An inch shorter and we would be able to see her snapper"!
"What's a turtle dress"?
"An inch shorter and we would be able to see her snapper"!
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pool boy 1: hey, did you just finish servicing that beef jerky in a dress in cabana 7?
pool boy 2: yeah, that old beth tips well, but i'm gonna have that old-football taste in my mouth for hours
pool boy 2: yeah, that old beth tips well, but i'm gonna have that old-football taste in my mouth for hours
by i am not wearing pants July 15, 2009
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